If the shop was as tall, it was nothing compared to the lady inside it. She was extremely pretty, tall, thin, like an encyclopedia, and beautiful. Her big, aqua eyes glistened like a thousand diamonds sparkling in the moonlight. Her shiny, perfect, long, blonde hair waved like the sea on a beautiful, scorching, summers day. Not just magical, but mysterious too. Somehow, she managed to put her make-up on so perfectly that she looked like a barbie doll who was a model. Her scent was of Michael Jones Dot.
She definitely looked normal, but she was far from normal, she was half animal, half human but she still talked. A unicorn she was. One horn, 2 wings and two legs, like a normal person. It made her more beautiful than ever. She was as sparkly as tinsel and as pretty as a kitten being played with.
Her name was Mrs Leroid which was a really peculiar name. She said it was because of her Dad, he was Mr Leroid and she wasn’t married. Her dress made out of daisies really suited her body. It made her look as adorable as a newborn baby and the newborn baby had a pink frilly dress on. The dress made her really smart and smarter than her brainy way of smart.
The only thing wrong with her was that when you were trying to do some work, she would keep tapping or knocking the table. Sing, scoff so loud a bar of chocolate or pat her tummy too. You’ve probably guessed already, she’s really distracting and irritating.